primal power

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toss a bolt through the hole under the neck plate and thread a nut just enough to not fall off. tie the end of a piece of twine tight around the bolt between the nut and the body. after about two feet of twine, tie a nice, solid loop around a carabiner. use a lighter to burn off the excess twine roughage around the guitar. attach the carabiner to a tree; important: shake the tree!

keep shaking!

clean the leaves from your hair and paint. after painting, move the carabiner to a nail in a beam in your garage where it can dry in peace.